It was a rainy saturday. Rain hitting the air conditioner, an upset stomach from too much wine the previous night and me wanting to watch something I’ve seen because I want to spend my time writing or napping. Looked through my movie list and ultimately, I decided on the greatest movie that was ever made (maybe minus it’s sequel).
Threw that bad boy on and as the movie began, it became quite clear that I wasn’t going to be writing. It was time for another installment of NAP MOVIES. It’s been a long time since I’ve napped it up. Now while I know this movie inside and out, I prefer to stick with tradition, much as the characters in the movie do from time to time, so I shall tell you what I remember from my viewing…
So, there’s a wedding. And the Don is taking requests. And we meet Al Pacino and Diane Keaton. Then Robert Duvall goes to Hollywood and chops a horse’s head off. Then… I fell asleep. Later I woke up and Al Pacino was macking on some hottie in Italy. She shows him her boobs. Then she blows up. I fell back asleep after that. Later, I woke up and was fully rested. Luckily, there was still an hour and a half left in the movie. Michael is back, goes to vegas, Marlon Brando puts some orange in his mouth and then Al Pacino kills the shit out of everyone.
Love this movie. Not sure it’s the perfect nap movie. For 1, there are a lot of loud gun shots. Second, its so damn long that if you go to sleep you can still wake up and have to watch a ton. Thats right people! I’ve found something to complain about in The Godfather. You can’t easily sleep through it. DAMNIT!
Therefore, I’m NOT putting it at the top of the nap movie list. thats right. it doesnt go at the top!
3. Troy
2. The Godfather
1. The Bourne Identity
Gonna have to find more action/dramas that have less gunfights. Gunfights are loud and wake you up. Fist fights. thats the way to go. Maybe I should try Taken next time.
You’re too busy yelling ‘Go Taken! Beat their asses!’ to ever sleep through that movie.