Movie Review #154: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Posted: January 21, 2012 in Movies, Reviews
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Alright, It’s time for me to get caught up on my Moviefight posts. Sorry I’ve been gone for a while, but I got in a hole and then I was stressed about being behind which put me more behind which stressed me out more. It’s a vicious cycle people.

Anyway, Lets talk about Order of the Phoenix. I’m prepared to put Order of the Phoenix near the bottom of my Harry Potter list and here are the reasons:

1. The Villain is that crazy bitch

Not this one!

THIS ONE! Gawd. I hate this B word. I think one of the best parts of 7.5 is when she gets what’s coming to her. I really love seeing her lose out at the end of this movie, but she’s such a damn pain in my neck the entire movie that I can’t enjoy it. She a b-word of the type that I can’t even stand her.

Now I freely admit that a good bad guy is what makes a good movie. Good old Voldy… He’s a good bad guy. But this lady is just annoying. I can’t get behind it for some reason. Watching her just pisses me off. I dont want to be pissed off when I’m watching HP. I want to feel triumphant.

2. Dumbledore’s Army.
I’m gonna be honest with you, this part is FUCKING BORING! Oh, its cute that the kids are getting together and practicing and junk, but I’m just not that impressed with this section. I want to see them fighting shit, not fighting each other. Again, this is what makes 7.5 so great. Real junk happens. I like real stuff. This movie proves to just be a staging ground for all of the other movies. Thats ok, I’ll admit, and don’t get me wrong I love this movie, and its def better than the first one, but its not one of my favorites.

Well, thats all I have to say about this movie for now. Oh! But lets discuss some upcoming Radcliff movie’s i’m excited about…

I want to see this movie and I contend that it will likely be above some of the HPs in my radcliff rankings. But we shall see!

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