Christmas Movie #8 – Christmas in Connecticut vs. Bad Santa

Fight for the #21 Ranked Christmas Movie Christmas in Connecticut (NEW!) vs. Bad Santa (0-1) I love Bad Santa. I think its a great movie and fills a void of being the only adult based Christmas movie I can think of. Its thoughtful, terrible but also really heartwarming if you let it in. Christmas in [...]

Christmas Movie Fight #7 – Miracle on 34th St vs. It’s A Wonderful Life

Fight for the 27th ranked Christmas Movie Miracle on 34th St (0-1) vs. It’s A Wonderful Life (0-1) CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THESE MOVIES ARE WAY DOWN HERE? Last year, Both of these movies lost to Christmas Vacation, which I can’t blame them for, but they’re not allowed to be below Earnest Saves Christmas any [...]

Christmas Movie Rankings #6 – Die Hard vs. Jingle All the Way

Fight for the #11 Ranked Christmas Movie: Die Hard (1-0) vs. Jingle All the Way (1-0) I’m going to make a bold statement here; I think Jingle All the Way is indeed a GOOD Christmas movie. It might be a horribly bad, poorly crafted and acted movie, but you know what? It’s a movie that [...]

Christmas Movie Fight #5 – Die Hard 2 vs. Fred Claus

Fight for the #25 Ranked Christmas Movie Die Hard 2 (0-1) vs. Fred Claus (1-0) This is an intersting fight; the type of fight that I love the most. Here we have a movie I love, but not reallllly a christmas movie vs a movie that is christmas, but can’t really be given any respect. [...]

Christmas Movie Fight #4: Four Christmases vs. White Christmas

Fight for the 29th Ranked Christmas Movie: Four Christmases (0-1) vs. White Christmas (0-1) You see, this is why we have this type of thing. White Christmas (though long and old) is a far superior Christmas movie than being 2nd to lowest on our list. It’s a classic. You have to make an attempt to [...]

Christmas Movie Fight #3 – Scrooged vs. Love Actually

Fight for the #7 Ranked Christmas Movie: Scrooged (1-0) vs. Love Actually (1-0) You might hear this argument from me from time to time in real life, coughcough, but Love Actually deserves to lose this movie primarily because it’s not truly a Christmas movie. The reality is that that movie has more to do with, [...]

Christmas Movie Fight #2: Elf vs. The Polar Express

Fight for the #5 Ranking: Elf (1-1) vs. The Polar Express (1-0) I don’t remember precisely what Polar Express beat, probably something weird like Gremlins, but it doesn’t belong in the top 10 christmas movies. Lets be honest. That movie is creepy as hell. Those creepy real person computer animations are finally a thing of [...]

Christmas Movie Fight #1: Home Alone 2 vs. Miracle on 34th St (1994)

#15 Home Alone 2 (0-0) vs. #16 Miracle on 34th St (0-0) It’s time to start up the christmas fight. From now until Christmas Day, we will be deciding to have christmas movie fights every afternoon. At the end of which, we will be closer to 100% the rankings of ALL christmas movies. So, lets [...]

Fantasy Movie Fight #4: Barbarella vs. Mad Max

Fight for the 41st Ranked Fantasy Movie Barbarella (1-0) vs. Mad Max (1-1) I think this is a classically interesting Moviefight battle. We’ve got a superior movie going up against a movie that fits within the genre far better. Barbarella is a BAD movie. Lets all agree that, minus it’s cult accumen, it’s really just [...]

Family Movie Fight #6: The Gold Rush vs. Toy Story

Fight for the #6th Ranked Family Movie The Gold Rush (8.2) vs. Toy Story (8.1) I’m going to be perfectly honest with you. I know just about every movie. I haven’t seen every movie, but I have seen a lot of them. But if a movie comes up that I haven’t even heard of, it [...]

Family Movie Fight #5: March of the Penguins vs. The Little Mermaid

FIGHT FOR THE #1 FAMILY MOVIE OF ALL TIME! March of the Penguins (1-0) vs. The Little Mermaid (1-0) Now we get into the nitty gritty. Now we get into the most interesting parts of a fight. 2 really great family movies put in front of you. 2 movies from different genres fighting to be [...]

Family Movie Fight #4: Labyrinth vs The Sandlot

Fight for the 17th Ranked Family Movie Labyrinth (7.3) vs. The Sandlot (7.3) I know which of these movies I love more. That’s a no brainer, even though I love both. Labyrinth though, as a full grown man, is the better movie, mostly due to spectacle and pop-culture relevance. Labyrinth however is a fucked up, [...]

Family Movie Fight #3: Whale Rider vs. Mary Poppins

Fight for the #12th Ranked Family Movie Whale Rider (0-0) vs. Mary Poppins (1-0) I don’t often like to put up fights that involve movies that I haven’t seen. If I haven’t seen it, then I hardly can expect that you have. But that being said, I don’t know how this movie got into 12th [...]

Adventure Movie Fight #4: Stand By Me vs. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Fight for the #9 Ranked Adventure Movie Stand By Me (8.2) vs. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (8.2) I hate when I know that a post I write is going to cause ire. No wait! I love that. I dare you to disagree with me that Stand By Me is the better Adventure Movie. [...]

Adventure Movie Fight #3: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre vs. Spirited Away

Battle for the 6th Ranked Adventure Movie of all Time Spirited Away (8.5) vs. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (8.5) This is a clear competition. Spirited Away is a fantasy adventure, but it’s definitely an adventure. Explain to me what about Treasure is Adventure. Its action, its western, its interesting, but it’s not an [...]