Movie Review #136: Heavyweights

BUDDAAAA! Buddy! BUDDDDAY! Buddy! Now, here my friends… is one helluva underrated movie. This movie is one of those perfect nap movies, I tell you what. I didn’t get to watch it during a nap. I was on my way to go go-karting with 30 people in upstate new york on a friday night. But [...]

Family Movie Fight #6: The Gold Rush vs. Toy Story

Fight for the #6th Ranked Family Movie The Gold Rush (8.2) vs. Toy Story (8.1) I’m going to be perfectly honest with you. I know just about every movie. I haven’t seen every movie, but I have seen a lot of them. But if a movie comes up that I haven’t even heard of, it [...]

Family Movie Fight #5: March of the Penguins vs. The Little Mermaid

FIGHT FOR THE #1 FAMILY MOVIE OF ALL TIME! March of the Penguins (1-0) vs. The Little Mermaid (1-0) Now we get into the nitty gritty. Now we get into the most interesting parts of a fight. 2 really great family movies put in front of you. 2 movies from different genres fighting to be [...]

Family Movie Fight #4: Labyrinth vs The Sandlot

Fight for the 17th Ranked Family Movie Labyrinth (7.3) vs. The Sandlot (7.3) I know which of these movies I love more. That’s a no brainer, even though I love both. Labyrinth though, as a full grown man, is the better movie, mostly due to spectacle and pop-culture relevance. Labyrinth however is a fucked up, [...]

Family Movie Fight #3: Whale Rider vs. Mary Poppins

Fight for the #12th Ranked Family Movie Whale Rider (0-0) vs. Mary Poppins (1-0) I don’t often like to put up fights that involve movies that I haven’t seen. If I haven’t seen it, then I hardly can expect that you have. But that being said, I don’t know how this movie got into 12th [...]

Family Movie Fight #2: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory vs The Care Bears Movie

Battle for the #37th Ranked Family Movie: I’ve been trying to choose no-brainers, but now that I think about it, this one might not be as cut and dry as I had thought.  Mind you, Charlie is a far better movie from top to bottom than The Care Bears Movie, but I’m not so sure [...]

Family Movie Fight #1: Mary Poppins vs. The Water Horse

Battle for the #27th ranked Family Movie: This should be an easy one to understand.  Mary Poppins is an absolute american classic, with great music, great acting, and great atmosphere.  It’s got something for everyone, which I think is a real key for a family movie to be at the top of the rankings.  Just [...]

Family Movie Fights: Day 4

Toy Story 8 0 Coraline Spirited Away 2 6 Dumbo Alice in Wonderland 7 1 20000 Leagues Under the Sea Lilo and Stitch 4 5 The Adventures of Milo and Otis The 7th Voyage of Sinbad 2 4 Yellow Submarine

Family Movie Fight: Day 3

The Gold Rush 0 6 Toy Story Kiko’s Delivery Service 2 1 Whale Rider Dumbo 4 3 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Labyrinth 4 3 The Sandlot Coraline 3 0 Castle in the Sky

Family Movie Fight: Day 2

Here are some lovely, funny, cutesy, beloved movies for you to decide which of these is a better movie for the family! The Little Mermaid 7 2 Ice Age The Dark Crystal 5 2 The Great Mouse Detective The Aristocats 4 2 Dreamer The Care Bears Movie 5 2 Scoobie Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed The [...]

Family Movie Rankings

Rank Team Wins Losses Win % Vdiff MF# 1 Toy Story 2 0 100% 14 11.4 2 Dumbo 2 0 100% 5 9.9 3 March of the Penguins 1 0 100% 1 8.9 4 The Little Mermaid 1 0 100% 5 8.9 5 Kiko’s Delivery Service 1 0 100% 1 8.9 6 Alice in Wonderland [...]