Well…. I mean, it’s not really a St Patrick’s day edition other than I’m delivering it to you on 3/17. I’ll try to give out rankings based on something green, I guess…
Peep World
This movie looks hilarious. It’s got an amazing cast. This movie truly has great potential. Sometimes I think that movies like this are destined for failure though. If you have a cast like this, why are you an indie movie? Why aren’t you the biggest thing to happen? Makes me nervous, you see. But, that being said, I’m pretty excited about this movie as a whole. I’ll see anything with Michael C Hall and anything with Sarah Silverman. It’s gotta be good, right? I give this movie ?? out of ?? Leprechauns.
Super
Now THIS movie looks badass and I CAN comprehend why it’s not a top seller, upfront. Scott Pilgrim, in my opinion was one of the greatest successes of 2011, but Hollywood would beg to differ. $$ is the key to all things. This movie might be completely badass and might be everything every nerd in the history of nerds wanted to see, but mom and pop middle america? They’re probably not going to spend 16$ on this. I, however, am going to love it. I give this 6 pints of Guinness and a shot of Jameson.
Hop
What the fuck is this? I thought I was ignoring kids movies? Well… ok, I guess it’s got a ton of big stars at the helm. I guess I’ll give it a shot. Ok, so what’s going on here? A bunny likes rock and roll? Got it. Ok. I hate it. Oh good, it’s coming out at Easter. Wonderful. Great. Ok. Lets move on. I give this .1 Loch Ness.
Your Highness
I think this is a mixed bag for me. On the one hand, I’m totally sold by the idea of Danny McBride and James Franco. I’m also totally sold by Natalie Portman and the half-nudity she gave in the trailer. Yea. Sold. Oh yea, i’m into the dude from Pineapple Express too, I guess. That being said… isn’t there something a little off here? I mean, I get what they’re trying to do, but the jokes, doesn’t it seem like they’re not quite landing? I watched and watched, but I can’t see the good comedy. I dont know… I’m worried. I want to give it a shot, but I’m not looking too keenly. I give it 5 green beers.
32. The Way Back (Out Now!)
31. The Roommate (Out Now!)
30. Hop (4/1)
29. No Strings Attached (Out Now!)
28. Limitless (3/18)
27. Sanctum (Out Now!)
26. The Eagle (Out Now!)
25. The Mechanic (Out Now!)
24. Just Go With It (Out Now!)
23. I Am Number Four (Out Now!)
22. Jane Eyre (Out Now!)
21. Cedar Rapids (Out Now!)
20. The Green Hornet (Out Now!)
19. Beastly (Out Now!)
18. Drive Angry (Out Now!)
17. Hall Pass (Out Now!)
16. Rubber (4/1)
15. Your Highness (4/8)
14. Source Code (4/1)
13. Insidious (4/1)
12. Peep World (3/25)
11. Shelter (Out Now???)
10. Super (4/1)
9. Rango (Out Now!)
8. Take Me Home Tonight (Out Now!)
7. Unknown (Out Now!)
6. Vanishing on 7th Street (Out Now!)
5. Happythankyoumoreplease (Out Now!)
4. Battle: Los Angeles (Out Now!)
3. Perfect Sense (Unset, Released at Sundance)
2. I Saw The Devil (Out Now!)
1. Sucker Punch (3/25)
The Movie Fight 